IF U ARE SOMEONE WHO HAV ARKWARD MOMENTS DATS NORMALE BUT IF U HAVE THEM EVERY DAII DEN WTF IS GOING WITH U GO SIT DOWN SOME WHERE GOSH
THE MUNY $$$$$**!!!
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
AKWARD MOMENTS
* Do you have paper? A pencil? A pen? Bitch, do I look like Office Max?
*TEACHER: "POP QUIZ!!!" YOU: "This is gonna be so easy...." *GETS QUIZ* YOU: " What.....the....fuck.....is this?!"
*Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, "When the F*ck did we learn this?!"
*"Truth or dare?" "DARE!" "I dare you to________" "Never mind... Truth"
*That awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on.
*“Awww.. you've grown so much! I remember when you were just a little baby!” "Who the f*ck are you?!"
*Parents call it "TALKING BACK". We call it "EXPLAINING".
*That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind.
*Pretending to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.
*That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture
*That one day I'm not at school is the day with the most drama
*Twitter is a highly populated city, Facebook is just a vacation spot, and Myspace is a ghost town.
*"Mom can i...." , "go ask your dad.." , "dad can i...." , " go ask you mom.." WTF
*"Hey, I have a secret" "What?" "I cant tell you." "Then why did you bring it up in the first place.?"
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*"Hey, I have a secret" "What?" "I cant tell you." "Then why did you bring it up in the first place.?"
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That embarrassing moment in class when your friend pulls out your chair when you're about to sit down.
*Missing a call by a few seconds, calling the person back, and they don't answer
*I hate when I gently toss my phone onto my bed and it decides to ricochet off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and then fall into pieces.
*That awkward moment when you spell a really easy word wrong.
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Monday, July 18, 2011
ME QUOTE FOR THE DAIIII (ATTENTION$$$$$**!!!)
You treat me like I am nothing, then expect me to be there when you come back. I’ve got news for u, I am never going to be here for u again.
Friday, July 15, 2011
ME QUOTE FOR THE DAIIIII
"TRYING TO HARD PROVES NOTHING , BUT DOING SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE AND WORKIN HARD TO GET IT, BUT IF YOUR GETTING NUTHING IN RETURN THEN BREAKING YOUR BACK IS NOT WORTH THE PAIN"
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
HAVE U EVER
HAVE U EVER SEEN SOME REAL SCAREY STUFF AND DIDNT TELL NO BODY
HAVE U EVER TALKED TO YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM
HAVE U EVER FALL AND TRYED TO PLAY IT OFF
HAVE U EVER GOT YOUR REPORT CARD SAW THAT U DID TROUBLE ANDTHREW IT IN THE TRASH B4 YOUR MOVA SEEN IT
HAVE U EVER WENT TO A PARTY AND THE NXT MORNING CANT MEMEBER NOTHING
HAVE U EVER SAID SOMETHING REAL MEAN IN YOUR HEAD AND SAID IT ALOT AND DIDNT MEAN TO
IF U DONE ANY OF THESE THEN U HAVENT DONE NOTHING YET
Saturday, July 9, 2011
LUVING HIM
TRUTH BE TOLD HE KNOWS
I WILL ALWAYZ LUV HIM
I WILL ALWAYZ LUV HIM
I CARE FOR HIM
I TRUST IN HIM
I NEVER LIE TO HIM
I WILL NOT CHEAT ON HIM
I WILL MAKE HIM SMILE
I WILL MAKE HIM LAUGH
MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE A MAN
MAKE HIM BREAKFAST ,CAUSE YEA I CAN COOK
FORGET ABOUT THE WORLD WHEN THERES NO ONE TO TURN TO
LOVING HIM IS ALL I WANT AND I HOPE HE KNOWS THAT
LLS
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