AKWARD MOMENTS

 * Do you have paper? A pencil? A pen? Bitch, do I look like Office Max?

  *TEACHER: "POP QUIZ!!!" YOU: "This is gonna be so easy...." *GETS QUIZ* YOU: " What.....the....fuck.....is this?!"

  *Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, "When the F*ck did we learn this?!"

  *"Truth or dare?" "DARE!" "I dare you to________" "Never mind... Truth" 

  *That awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on.

*“Awww.. you've grown so much! I remember when you were just a little baby!” "Who the f*ck are you?!"

 *Parents call it "TALKING BACK". We call it "EXPLAINING".

*That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind.

*Pretending to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.

*That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture

*That one day I'm not at school is the day with the most drama

*Twitter is a highly populated city, Facebook is just a vacation spot, and Myspace is a ghost town.

*"Mom can i...." , "go ask your dad.." , "dad can i...." , " go ask you mom.." WTF
*"Hey, I have a secret" "What?" "I cant tell you." "Then why did you bring it up in the first place.?"
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That embarrassing moment in class when your friend pulls out your chair when you're about to sit down.

*Missing a call by a few seconds, calling the person back, and they don't answer

*I hate when I gently toss my phone onto my bed and it decides to ricochet off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and then fall into pieces.

*That awkward moment when you spell a really easy word wrong.

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